Month: August 2022

Just because we’re outdated at this point doesn’t mean all of us can’t still party! Bill has been my best neighbor for the last fifteen years or so, way back before one of us had adolescents.

Every one of us used to get crazy together back in the day, after that I got wives, had adolescents, & settled down, then Bill & I only see each other a few times a year now, however whenever all of us do the feelings come back & all of us tend to go a little off the rails.

Every one of us drink vodka love water, indulge in our outdated & mostly-discontinued tobacco vices, & of course smoke irresponsible amounts of cannabis, however last Summer Bill & I really had a few afternoons free of the adolescents, so all of us loaded up on cannabis & set out to get blotto. In a special surprise he saved for me, Bill brought along a few doses of LSD to go with the cannabis. Personally, I don’t love to indulge in any kind of psychedelic drugs if I don’t have an ample supply of cannabis on hand to regularly temper it. The mushrooms can make myself and others a little spacey, & smoking quality marijuana keeps myself and others tethered to reality to some degree. The whole weekend really was a blur, with several acid drops, more than one bottles of whiskey being consumed, & a near-constant haze of marijuana smoke filling the house. This is the sort of thing all of us can not manage to do with the adolescents around, because the acid makes myself and others loopy, & the cannabis smoke would be harmful to them. When the adolescents are home we just have to smoke cannabis outside.
Recreational marijuana

People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet

I love to leave online reviews around town. I entirely take my time with them, but perhaps this is because I used to be a real journalist & a columnist for the local newspaper. That newspaper is long out of business these days, although I remember those afternoons of being a professional writer on the internet with fantastic fondness. I approach my online reviews with as much thought & care as if it were a paid gig. I used to only do this with locales where I liked to eat, however now I do with every business I visit, mostly on Yelp. Over the last year or two I have greatly enjoyed writing online reviews for cannabis dispensaries. In this bustling town there are many dozen cannabis dispensaries. This is the biggest town in the whole state, really the biggest town in the tri-state area, so there are a deranged number of brand new cannabis dispensaries. Since they are all competing for the same market share, clearly they want as many positive online reviews as possible, because that is where the most of their cannabis sales come from. I have l received that for every client that ever walks into a cannabis dispensary, there are several online patrons that want their products directly shipped. Even though cannabis is becoming legal in many areas, most potheads still have a distrust of the cops & the government. People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet. When I supply a highly positive review for a cannabis dispensary, it almost regularly leads to higher online traffic, & increased cannabis sales for years. If you want myself and others to check out your cannabis dispensary, go ahead and hit myself and others up in my DMs.

 

Cannabis oil

Before they had me, my parents used to be tried and true hippies… or something close to that.

They traveled the country in a van, which they lived in at the time.

They might have kept on loving that, except for when they had a kid & decided to settle down such as regular folks. The point of this is that I grew up in a household that was beyond liberal when it came to most things, including drinking & drugs. I was not allowed to do those particular things as a child, however my parents never demonized alcohol or cannabis. Instead my parents explained that cannabis & alcohol were both things that were normal for responsible adults to use. The point of this story is that because they normalized cannabis & alcohol from an early age, I never had an issue with them, but some kids go wild as soon as they get their first hit & start using marijuana & other drugs, because they are so curious about the whole “forbidden fruit.” Imagine saying to people “cannabis will alter your perceptions & suddenly send you to a whole new realm of consciousness, so you should never do it!” Of course adolescents will use cannabis ASAP to see what all the hype is about. Since my own parents raised myself and others to see cannabis as being normal, I was never even tempted to try it until I was much older, then as an adult I use cannabis often, & I like it very much, although I am so glad that my parents never made it weird… More parents should raise their adolescents to see cannabis use as something that is normal.

 

Sativa strains

When I was in university it was the 70s at the time, & the country was a legitimately different locale! I was quite serious at that point about my studies, & earning a degree, although I was also legitimately more than worried about the Vietnam conflict, because after I graduated I might get drafted! I worked hard all the time, however with the specter of war looming over me, I also played hard! Every weekend or two I would pack up my VW van with some extra clothes, a surfboard, & a fat bag of marijuana, & take a road trip to the beach.

I would spend every weekend lounging on the sands, puffing Purple Haze, & relaxing. I was lucky, because by the time I successfully graduated the Vietnam conflict was over, so I could keep hitting the beach & smoking this awesome cannabis as much as I wanted; The problem came that I needed some work, because after university I couldn’t just crash in the dorm & subsist on no currency. In those afternoons I just needed enough currency for gas, & for my own cannabis, & everything else sort of worked out on its own. Instead of finding office work, I just purchased a double batch of cannabis one time. I kept a little piece just for myself, & sold the rest for twice what I had paid, & then re-invested that new currency back into another bin of cannabis; Within more than one weeks I was smoking just about as much cannabis as I wanted for free, & making an extra 300 bucks a month on top of it! At that point in time, 300 bucks a month plus unlimited cannabis was a pretty fantastic living for a guy such as me.

Indica strains

When I went out to eat last night, I had no idea that the cafe was hosting a full blown drag show. I only had our debit card on hand to pay for our food, which meant I had no extra cash to hand to the drag queens when they danced. If it sounds risque at all, it definitely isn’t like that. This was about as wholesome a drag show as I have ever seen, plus I was sincerely bummed out I couldn’t tip the ladies for their work! I did have something else I thought they honestly might enjoy, however! During the intermission I went out to our car plus rolled up a tight couple of fat cannabis joints, plus then walked around back to the backstage area. I apologized to the queens for not tipping them, however provided this killer cannabis instead. It came as no surprise to me that all of them were eager for a little taste of high quality marijuana. I was just guessing, of course, however drag queens seem like damn cool people, plus every cool man I suppose smoked marijuana. I hate to make these broad generalizations about people, however when someone is hard-set against all cannabis use, I always suppose that man is not very fun plus boring to hang out with. The queens plus I spent a while burning through all the cannabis, plus then all of us opted to go back to our seat just in time for the fourth half of the show. It was cool, because they were all beyond nice to me in the rest of the show, plus I could totally pick up the reek of cannabis on each of them!

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