Have I told you about Jenny, my next door neighbor? I had no idea when I first moved in, but Jenny is a weed dealer… The afternoon I found out I was overjoyed; Do you know how amazing it is to have a weed company residing next door? There is a cannabis dispensary about three miles away, which is nice, but even nicer is putting on my slippers and shuffling next door to buy my pot! A few weeks ago Jenny came to my front door in a panic; One of his correct customers had been arrested, and he was afraid he would squeal about his cannabis operation, however he asked if he could store his inventory of cannabis in my home for a few afternoons, until he was sure the cops wouldn’t come crashing in. I agreed, although I was a little concerned about having multiple pounds of illegal cannabis on my premises, but jenny is a wonderful friend, a reliable source of cannabis, and she’s also pretty hot, which is why I agreed. It’s never a terrible idea to have a hot guy with a cannabis affixion owe you a favor! Gladly, I can report that the next few afternoons went without incident. The guy who got arrested wouldn’t tell the cops where he got the cannabis, and eventually things went back to normal. I helped Jenny transport all the cannabis back to his site. After that, he gave me a discount on all my cannabis purchases, and even gave me an offer about coming to work for her!