Have I told you about Jenny, my next door neighbor? I had no idea when I first moved in, but Jenny is a weed dealer.
The day I found out I was overjoyed.
Do you know how amazing it is to have a weed dealer living next door? There is a cannabis dispensary about three miles away, which is nice, but even nicer is putting on my slippers and shuffling next door to buy my pot. A few weeks ago Jenny came to my front door in a panic. One of her regular customers had been arrested, and she was afraid he would squeal about her cannabis operation. She asked if she could store her inventory of cannabis in my apartment for a few days, until she was sure the cops wouldn’t come crashing in. I agreed, even though I was a little nervous about having several pounds of illegal cannabis on my premises. Jenny is a good friend, a reliable source of cannabis, and she’s also pretty hot, which is why I agreed. It’s never a bad idea to have a hot woman with a cannabis connection owe you a favor! Gladly, I can report that the next few days went without incident. The guy who got arrested wouldn’t tell the cops where he got the cannabis, and eventually things went back to normal. I helped Jenny move all the cannabis back to her place. After that, she gave me a discount on all my cannabis purchases, and even gave me an offer about coming to work for her!