My wife Jamie told me she was planning a surprise party for my birthday.
I asked her why she told me, if it was supposed to be a surprise.
Jamie smartly answered that I would eventually figure out something was going on behind my back. She told me about the party so that I wouldn’t sneak around and try to figure out what was happening. I told her I didn’t want a party, because I was turning fifty which was incredibly depressing for me. Jamie told me to shut up and let her do something nice for me. I shouldn’t have complained, because it turns out she set up my party at the smokers lounge in the local cannabis dispensary. I didn’t even know you could host private events at the cannabis dispensary! Even though I knew I was getting a surprise party I was still caught off guard because I never expected it to be at the marijuana shop. Jamie and I went in to use the annual birthday discount offered at the cannabis dispensary. Anyone who makes a cannabis purchase on their birthday gets 25% off. Imagine my genuine surprise when I found all my closest friends waiting for me in the cannabis dispensary! We all went out back to the screen-in patio used as a smokers lounge, where we ate cannabis-infused cupcakes and washed it down with hemp beer. Have you ever had hemp beer? It’s awful! I have to say that Jamie did a remarkable thing, because I never expected my party to be at the cannabis dispensary.