Issy’s Aunt Ethyl is such a sweet old lady.
Not only is she old and suffering from dementia, but she is also on a fixed income, and barely has enough funds to survive.
Still, she always sends Izzy a birthday card every year with three dollars in it. Three crisp, new dollar bills, every year. It means so much more than the money, because three dollars is a lot for her. Every year Izzy takes her three dollars and buys a lottery scratcher, and this year she finally picked a winner. That three dollars was transformed into four hundred dollars, and Izzy knew just what to do with it. She went to the nearest cannabis dispensary and started shopping for deals. Izzy wanted to get all the cannabis products she could, however in the spirit of Aunt Ethyl she wanted to be economical and get the most for the cash. She asked the budtender if they had any special sales going on, and learned that a new strain of OG Kush was discounted by 10%, she then pointed her to a table in the back littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges getting ready to expire. Izzy was lucky enough to find three packages of sour apple cannabis gummies that were BOGO (buy one, get one free). By the time she left she had spent all her birthday funds, and a little extra, and had a nice sizable bag full of cannabis products. Izzy hoped Aunt Ethyl would approve, although she doesn’t smoke cannabis herself.