Have I told you about Jenny, my next door neighbor? I had no idea when I first moved in, but Jenny is a weed dealer… The day I found out I was overjoyed.
Do you know how amazing it is to have a weed business residing next door? There is a cannabis dispensary about three miles away, which is nice, but even nicer is putting on my slippers as well as shuffling next door to buy my pot.
A few weeks ago Jenny came to my front door in a panic; One of her respected customers had been arrested, as well as she was afraid she would squeal about her cannabis operation! She asked if she could store her inventory of cannabis in my house for a few days, until she was sure the cops wouldn’t come crashing in. I agreed, even though I was a little anxious about having multiple pounds of illegal cannabis on my premises, and jenny is a superb friend, a reliable source of cannabis, as well as she’s also pretty hot, which is why I agreed. It’s never a poor idea to have a hot woman with a cannabis attachion owe you a favor! Gladly, I can report that the next few days went without incident. The woman who got arrested wouldn’t tell the cops where she got the cannabis, as well as eventually things went back to normal. I helped Jenny transport all the cannabis back to her arena. After that, she offered me a discount on all my cannabis purchases, as well as even offered me an offer about coming to work for her!