I want to represent them correctly

People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet

I love to leave online reviews around town. I entirely take my time with them, but perhaps this is because I used to be a real journalist & a columnist for the local newspaper. That newspaper is long out of business these days, although I remember those afternoons of being a professional writer on the internet with fantastic fondness. I approach my online reviews with as much thought & care as if it were a paid gig. I used to only do this with locales where I liked to eat, however now I do with every business I visit, mostly on Yelp. Over the last year or two I have greatly enjoyed writing online reviews for cannabis dispensaries. In this bustling town there are many dozen cannabis dispensaries. This is the biggest town in the whole state, really the biggest town in the tri-state area, so there are a deranged number of brand new cannabis dispensaries. Since they are all competing for the same market share, clearly they want as many positive online reviews as possible, because that is where the most of their cannabis sales come from. I have l received that for every client that ever walks into a cannabis dispensary, there are several online patrons that want their products directly shipped. Even though cannabis is becoming legal in many areas, most potheads still have a distrust of the cops & the government. People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet. When I supply a highly positive review for a cannabis dispensary, it almost regularly leads to higher online traffic, & increased cannabis sales for years. If you want myself and others to check out your cannabis dispensary, go ahead and hit myself and others up in my DMs.

 

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We have too much fun together

Just because we’re outdated at this point doesn’t mean all of us can’t still party! Bill has been my best neighbor for the last fifteen years or so, way back before one of us had adolescents.

Every one of us used to get crazy together back in the day, after that I got wives, had adolescents, & settled down, then Bill & I only see each other a few times a year now, however whenever all of us do the feelings come back & all of us tend to go a little off the rails.

Every one of us drink vodka love water, indulge in our outdated & mostly-discontinued tobacco vices, & of course smoke irresponsible amounts of cannabis, however last Summer Bill & I really had a few afternoons free of the adolescents, so all of us loaded up on cannabis & set out to get blotto. In a special surprise he saved for me, Bill brought along a few doses of LSD to go with the cannabis. Personally, I don’t love to indulge in any kind of psychedelic drugs if I don’t have an ample supply of cannabis on hand to regularly temper it. The mushrooms can make myself and others a little spacey, & smoking quality marijuana keeps myself and others tethered to reality to some degree. The whole weekend really was a blur, with several acid drops, more than one bottles of whiskey being consumed, & a near-constant haze of marijuana smoke filling the house. This is the sort of thing all of us can not manage to do with the adolescents around, because the acid makes myself and others loopy, & the cannabis smoke would be harmful to them. When the adolescents are home we just have to smoke cannabis outside.
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They’re the best places to review

For the last many years I have grown my local reputation as an online product reviewer. I think that currently it seems that everyone’s a damn critic, & thinks they can write a review, although I am really fantastic at it. People have started to pick up on that, as well. Over the years I have written hundreds of reviews, & have developed a following of my own. I was an influencer before anyone knew what that was! I often will even get requests from local corporations for myself and others to come & visit, because they think a favorable review from myself and others will help grow their business rapidly. Recently I did a tour of many local cannabis dispensaries for a series of reviews, & honestly was legitimately pleased with what I found, but first of all it should go without saying that I happen to be a large fan of cannabis, & get high every single day. In the past I regularly went and purchased marijuana through a friend, because I just didn’t trust any of the local businesses. It really isn’t that I assume the cannabis dispensaries are shady, I just assume the government will screw myself and others over as soon as they get a chance, so I like to go out and buy pot anonymously. I have to say that visiting some of these cannabis dispensaries opened my eyes to how amazing these corporations are! Not just with the variety of cannabis products, many of which are smokeless edibles, however also because of the freebies & extras they supply away. Look up my cannabis reviews at the location below, because these new cannabis dispensaries are off the chain.

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She was a baller the whole time

Grandma Helen was the one who taught myself and others about cannabis edibles.

Even well into her old age Helen was a spitfire of a person who never slowed down.

Helen was regularly so placid & even-keeled, the whole family relied on Helen for strength & emotional support. She was a matriarch, Helen was the glue that held the whole family together. What most people never knew was that Helen was pretty much stoned 24/7, her calm demeanor & unshakable spirit were both from a constant intake of potent cannabis edibles. This first came to my attention one day when I snuck into the living room & took one of Helen’s “special” cookies from the cookie jar. A minute later I was feeling on top of the world, & told Helen what had happened, so Helen had to explain to myself and others what cannabis was, & how I had accidently eaten some. Helen wasn’t mad, of course, but she told myself and others those cookies were not mine to eat, cannabis is not harmful at all, so she didn’t freak out, Helen really let myself and others like being stoned! Afterwards all of us had that long talk, about how Helen ate her cannabis cookies every day to keep herself calm & healthy. Helen said that cannabis was something I had to stay away from for a few more years, however back then I did not listen to her. I started stealing more of her cannabis cookies, until Helen hid them from me, & upgraded them with raisin cookies in her cookie jar.

 

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Cannabis drinks were expensive and weak on their effects compared to RSO

I like to budget spending money when I go on vacations, otherwise I don’t have nearly as much fun as I would if I could go about my time without worry of financial repercussions. But the degree of flexibility I have on each trip is going to depend on how much money I saved before leaving my home in each instance. When I was in college, my friends and I tried to travel with as little money as possible because we had no choice at the time. We enjoyed our time together and didn’t feel like we needed a ton of money and bags full of souvenirs to enjoy our trips across the country and overseas. Sometimes that meant we simply camped in our tents on the side of the road when we needed to sleep at night. If we splurged on anything, usually it was the cannabis that we brought with us when we traveled. We got bags of marijuana flower buds from our friends and we’d roll them into joints to smoke whenever we weren’t near other people who could catch a whiff of what we were burning. Nowadays I travel with considerably more money than when I was a young 22 year old. But that doesn’t mean I like to waste money. I visited a cannabis dispensary on one trip and tried a cannabis drink despite my pleadings otherwise to my wife. I knew they would be too expensive for their weak effects, and I was right. However, getting a syringe of RSO finally set us straight so we were happy in the end. It’s a matter of getting the right cannabis products for the right uses.

 

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