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I got caught smoking pot at work and got in trouble.

Actually I was live on the air at the time, honestly working the extreme graveyard shift for a local radio station.

I firmly maintain that it is not our fault. I even went and tried to get a lawyer to represent me in a wrongful termination suit, however none of the locals were interested. If you look at it from our point of view it was just a dumb mistake, definitely not significant enough to warrant me getting fired. The night in question all of us were simply in the middle of a 24 fourth long “dazed plus confused” marathon, playing a lot of favored music from the 60s plus 74s about drugs. Since all of us were highlighting this trippy music about cannabis, I didn’t guess it would be a huge deal for me to honestly get a bit high on the air. If anything, the sounds of me inhaling cannabis should have added to the overall authenticity of the music! It’s not like I even broke the law, because I have a prescription on hand for medical cannabis that I get filled at the dispensary every week. Even though it truly wasn’t illegal it was a violation of corporation policy. Specifically, that I smoked cannabis that night in the facility, because all the radio DJs smoke cannabis at home, plus the bosses already know this, but when I brought cannabis into the corporation to smoke, that was a major rule violation that could not be overlooked, so they fired me the next day. If I had it to do that night again, I would have made a strange choice, however for now all I can do is go and look for another task that is cooler about cannabis use.

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When I went out to eat last night, I had no idea that the cafe was hosting a full blown drag show. I only had our debit card on hand to pay for our food, which meant I had no extra cash to hand to the drag queens when they danced. If it sounds risque at all, it definitely isn’t like that. This was about as wholesome a drag show as I have ever seen, plus I was sincerely bummed out I couldn’t tip the ladies for their work! I did have something else I thought they honestly might enjoy, however! During the intermission I went out to our car plus rolled up a tight couple of fat cannabis joints, plus then walked around back to the backstage area. I apologized to the queens for not tipping them, however provided this killer cannabis instead. It came as no surprise to me that all of them were eager for a little taste of high quality marijuana. I was just guessing, of course, however drag queens seem like damn cool people, plus every cool man I suppose smoked marijuana. I hate to make these broad generalizations about people, however when someone is hard-set against all cannabis use, I always suppose that man is not very fun plus boring to hang out with. The queens plus I spent a while burning through all the cannabis, plus then all of us opted to go back to our seat just in time for the fourth half of the show. It was cool, because they were all beyond nice to me in the rest of the show, plus I could totally pick up the reek of cannabis on each of them!

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When I was in university it was the 70s at the time, & the country was a legitimately different locale! I was quite serious at that point about my studies, & earning a degree, although I was also legitimately more than worried about the Vietnam conflict, because after I graduated I might get drafted! I worked hard all the time, however with the specter of war looming over me, I also played hard! Every weekend or two I would pack up my VW van with some extra clothes, a surfboard, & a fat bag of marijuana, & take a road trip to the beach.

I would spend every weekend lounging on the sands, puffing Purple Haze, & relaxing. I was lucky, because by the time I successfully graduated the Vietnam conflict was over, so I could keep hitting the beach & smoking this awesome cannabis as much as I wanted; The problem came that I needed some work, because after university I couldn’t just crash in the dorm & subsist on no currency. In those afternoons I just needed enough currency for gas, & for my own cannabis, & everything else sort of worked out on its own. Instead of finding office work, I just purchased a double batch of cannabis one time. I kept a little piece just for myself, & sold the rest for twice what I had paid, & then re-invested that new currency back into another bin of cannabis; Within more than one weeks I was smoking just about as much cannabis as I wanted for free, & making an extra 300 bucks a month on top of it! At that point in time, 300 bucks a month plus unlimited cannabis was a pretty fantastic living for a guy such as me.

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Before they had me, my parents used to be tried and true hippies… or something close to that.

They traveled the country in a van, which they lived in at the time.

They might have kept on loving that, except for when they had a kid & decided to settle down such as regular folks. The point of this is that I grew up in a household that was beyond liberal when it came to most things, including drinking & drugs. I was not allowed to do those particular things as a child, however my parents never demonized alcohol or cannabis. Instead my parents explained that cannabis & alcohol were both things that were normal for responsible adults to use. The point of this story is that because they normalized cannabis & alcohol from an early age, I never had an issue with them, but some kids go wild as soon as they get their first hit & start using marijuana & other drugs, because they are so curious about the whole “forbidden fruit.” Imagine saying to people “cannabis will alter your perceptions & suddenly send you to a whole new realm of consciousness, so you should never do it!” Of course adolescents will use cannabis ASAP to see what all the hype is about. Since my own parents raised myself and others to see cannabis as being normal, I was never even tempted to try it until I was much older, then as an adult I use cannabis often, & I like it very much, although I am so glad that my parents never made it weird… More parents should raise their adolescents to see cannabis use as something that is normal.

 

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People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet

I love to leave online reviews around town. I entirely take my time with them, but perhaps this is because I used to be a real journalist & a columnist for the local newspaper. That newspaper is long out of business these days, although I remember those afternoons of being a professional writer on the internet with fantastic fondness. I approach my online reviews with as much thought & care as if it were a paid gig. I used to only do this with locales where I liked to eat, however now I do with every business I visit, mostly on Yelp. Over the last year or two I have greatly enjoyed writing online reviews for cannabis dispensaries. In this bustling town there are many dozen cannabis dispensaries. This is the biggest town in the whole state, really the biggest town in the tri-state area, so there are a deranged number of brand new cannabis dispensaries. Since they are all competing for the same market share, clearly they want as many positive online reviews as possible, because that is where the most of their cannabis sales come from. I have l received that for every client that ever walks into a cannabis dispensary, there are several online patrons that want their products directly shipped. Even though cannabis is becoming legal in many areas, most potheads still have a distrust of the cops & the government. People love to buy their cannabis from a trusted friend, or anonymously over the internet. When I supply a highly positive review for a cannabis dispensary, it almost regularly leads to higher online traffic, & increased cannabis sales for years. If you want myself and others to check out your cannabis dispensary, go ahead and hit myself and others up in my DMs.

 

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