Author: Ashley

The first day at an up-to-date task is regularly nerve-wracking for me.

• I have gone through enough tasks in my life that I should be used to it at this point, but I’m not.

Even when I am excited about the up-to-date task, I feel nervous when I first start. This was true for the cannabis dispensary as well. I applied for this task six months ago, plus only now have I been asked to join the team. At any other task I would calm my nerves by smoking some cannabis before I went in, despite the fact that I couldn’t do that with this task. One of the strict rules at the cannabis dispensary is to not be high at work. It is expected that all employees smoke cannabis regularly – or else why would you want to labor here? – but being stoned on the task is a large no-no. The supervisor Jenny explained to me that regardless of the product my wonderful friend and I sell, that the cannabis dispensary is a professional operation, plus has to be treated with respect. Many people rely on this business to get the medical cannabis they need to improve their lives, yes the majority of our purchasers just want recreational cannabis to have some fun. But my wonderful friend and I also have cancer patients, soldiers with PTSD, plus other folks who need cannabis as medicine. For this reason all of the budtenders have to be clean plus sober while on shift. When my wonderful friend and I are off the clock, after that I can use that significant employee discount plus get as much cannabis as my wonderful friend and I desire.
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Everything is so much more convenient these days, thanks to the advent of modern dispensaries and the legalization of weed deliveries.

I love having so much ready access to marijuana.

I can literally place an order at midnight and have it delivered before 2AM, and trust me this has come in handy a few times! Still, I miss my younger days. Weed was so much harder to find back then, especially the good stuff, but it also meant more. When you have to work for something it’s more satisfying to achieve it. When I was a teenager we would have to hunt around to find quality cannabis, and it was always a cause for celebration when we scored some. Currently there is no joy or wonder in cannabis, because it is as easy to get as fruit or vegetables. And then there is the matter of price! The prices at the cannabis dispensary are far above anything I have ever paid for weed before. I understand why the costs are so steep, because this is high-end cannabis cultivated by experts and scientists. They have certain strains of sativa that taste like grape bubble gum,, or tutti-frutti ice cream. It’s a stunning array of flavors, but if you want this premium cannabis you have to pay a premium price. I miss the old days, when marijuana was all pretty much the same, and it didn’t break the bank to buy it! I’m just an old fashioned kind of guy, I suppose, but I love smoking cannabis which means like it or not I have to visit the dispensary.

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When I first heard about the new smokers lounge I was bursting with anticipation.

In my mind’s eye, it was a place very much like a saloon or a tavern, except there wasn’t any booze, just weed.

The reality of the situation was much different than I imagined. Thanks to state and federal laws, smoking inside a public building is illegal in all cases. This applies to tobacco and cannabis, and meant that the so-called smokers lounge would have to be free of smoke. Not exactly what I expected from a “smokers” lounge. Vape products and smokeless cannabis products are allowed, but that’s it. After I got over my initial disappointment, I found that there was a lot of fun to be had from other cannabis products. Normally I am an old-school cannabis smoker. All I need is a pipe, a bong, some rolling papers, and some high quality cannabis buds and I am good to go! At the smokers lounge we can use any cannabis products we choose, so long as they are smokeless. I told the manager of the cannabis shop that they should change the name to the Non-Smokers Lounge instead, but he didn’t think it was funny. My favorite new discovery at the lounge has been the cannabis drinks. They have a small bar area, but instead of serving alcohol they serve cannabis and CBD-infused drinks, including juice, soda, water, and coffee. For some reason I find cannabis drinks to be much more gratifying than edibles. They taste good, and they get me really stoned after just a few sips.

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Although I was glad at first when medical marijuana became legal in this state, my elation didn’t actually last long.

• This is the actual government, after all, plus nobody is better than them at stripping the fun out of life.

I simply like the idea that people no longer have to go to jail for getting stoned, despite the fact that I dislike the idea of the government being in charge of the weed industry. For the time being I am going to steer clear of the whole thing. For all I know this is an elaborate ruse by the government, plus all these up-to-date cannabis dispensaries are collecting evidence. That also sounds paranoid, plus I’m mostly sure it’s not true, but just to be safe I will keep buying my cannabis from Karl. When I visit the cannabis dispensary I am being filmed the entire time, which I don’t like. Also, to buy anything from the cannabis dispensary I need to have a state-issued ID, plus supply them my contact information to put in their computer. I don’t like this either, especially when Karl sells pretty nice marijuana strains. Finally, I don’t like the prices at the cannabis dispensary. They have to charge a whole lot more than the various independent weed dealers do, to pay for the government fees plus taxes. Those are three pretty wonderful reasons to keep buying my cannabis from Karl. On the other hand, the cannabis dispensary has so many more amazing products that sometimes it is difficult to resist… Legal marijuana is wonderful for civilization, despite the fact that I still don’t know I trust it.

 

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The new and up-to-date cannabis dispensary has the best possible localement.

It is in the same plaza as the Mega Fun Zone, which is the name of a local business that offers activities like roller skating, go-kart racing, mini-hockey, Laser Tag, plus more! This locale has been around since I was a kid, plus now that I have kids of my own it’s more fun than ever before. Which is why I simply cherish having this up-to-date dispensary so close to it. Of course I can’t smoke weed while roller skating, plus similarly, the kids can’t go into the cannabis dispensary with me. But while they are busy bowling or hockeying, I can slip down the cannabis dispensary plus get an edible to make the rest of the afternoon feel like a dream. The only time this can be a problem is if the edible is too strong, plus it makes me goofy. Once I took two edibles, not realizing how strong they were, plus then I thought it would be fun to jump around on the trampoline park. This was a bad idea, plus I fell and then also hurt my back. Thanks to those cannabis edibles I didn’t realize how exhausting the injury was, plus went about my day like normal. Once the cannabis wore off later that night I was in serious pain, plus had to go to the ER. I still prefer this up-to-date cannabis dispensary, despite the fact that I learned my lesson. When you are really outdated like me, never make the mistake of letting cannabis convince you that you can handle a trampoline park… It’s because you can’t!

 

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