Author: Ashley

Everything is so much more convenient these days, thanks to the advent of modern dispensaries and the legalization of weed deliveries.

I love having so much ready access to marijuana.

I can literally place an order at midnight and have it delivered before 2AM, and trust me this has come in handy a few times! Still, I miss my younger days. Weed was so much harder to find back then, especially the good stuff, but it also meant more. When you have to work for something it’s more satisfying to achieve it. When I was a teenager we would have to hunt around to find quality cannabis, and it was always a cause for celebration when we scored some. Currently there is no joy or wonder in cannabis, because it is as easy to get as fruit or vegetables. And then there is the matter of price! The prices at the cannabis dispensary are far above anything I have ever paid for weed before. I understand why the costs are so steep, because this is high-end cannabis cultivated by experts and scientists. They have certain strains of sativa that taste like grape bubble gum,, or tutti-frutti ice cream. It’s a stunning array of flavors, but if you want this premium cannabis you have to pay a premium price. I miss the old days, when marijuana was all pretty much the same, and it didn’t break the bank to buy it! I’m just an old fashioned kind of guy, I suppose, but I love smoking cannabis which means like it or not I have to visit the dispensary.

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The idea behind our business concern was easy – to finally grow more weed than my wonderful friend and I needed plus sell the extra for profit.

Simple in concept, harder to execute in practice let me assure you.

I know the marijuana plant is called “weed” because of how absolutely it grows, but this is a common falsehood. Weeds keep growing no matter how you try to stop them, plus marijuana takes time, care, plus patience to get anything worth smoking. Four of my friends actually went in with me on a major investment in cannabis seed plus growing equipment. It would be months of work, followed by a cannabis harvest that would have us rolling in the yellow. I knew going in that my wonderful friend and I might not ever turn a profit from our cannabis operation, but on the other hand it was virtually impossible to lose money. I then used to spend multiple thousand dollars a year on cannabis products, but now I won’t have to ever go back to the dispensary. If my wonderful friend and I can grow so much extra cannabis that my close and wonderful friend and I can sell, plus pocket the profit, I will be a glad man. If that never happens, I still have a lifetime’s worth of cannabis at my disposal, which will save me multiple thousand dollars a year for the next decade or two. Either way will be a big benefit for me. Also, I must disclose that residing on a cannabis farm is the best task I’ve ever had. Every day is a good day, laboring in fields that reek so strongly of marijuana I get a contact high just kneeling there.

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Although I was glad at first when medical marijuana became legal in this state, my elation didn’t actually last long.

• This is the actual government, after all, plus nobody is better than them at stripping the fun out of life.

I simply like the idea that people no longer have to go to jail for getting stoned, despite the fact that I dislike the idea of the government being in charge of the weed industry. For the time being I am going to steer clear of the whole thing. For all I know this is an elaborate ruse by the government, plus all these up-to-date cannabis dispensaries are collecting evidence. That also sounds paranoid, plus I’m mostly sure it’s not true, but just to be safe I will keep buying my cannabis from Karl. When I visit the cannabis dispensary I am being filmed the entire time, which I don’t like. Also, to buy anything from the cannabis dispensary I need to have a state-issued ID, plus supply them my contact information to put in their computer. I don’t like this either, especially when Karl sells pretty nice marijuana strains. Finally, I don’t like the prices at the cannabis dispensary. They have to charge a whole lot more than the various independent weed dealers do, to pay for the government fees plus taxes. Those are three pretty wonderful reasons to keep buying my cannabis from Karl. On the other hand, the cannabis dispensary has so many more amazing products that sometimes it is difficult to resist… Legal marijuana is wonderful for civilization, despite the fact that I still don’t know I trust it.

 

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Her name is Mona.

She is new in town, and the newest employee of the local cannabis dispensary.

Mona is simply breathtaking, and she’s also very smart and witty. Before she was hired I would visit the store once or twice a month to stock up on cannabis products. Now that she runs the front counter I go in more often to buy less product, just for the chance to see her! It turns out I am not alone, and there are a few other customers who have started coming in more often for a chance to talk to Mona. I overheard the manager of the cannabis dispensary tell Mona that he should give her a raise because her presence has boosted sales. Here is my main problem – I am dying to ask her out on a date, but I don’t want to make it awkward between us. If she turns me down, I will feel weird going back to that same cannabis dispensary. There is also the problem of finding the opportunity, because every time I want to take a shot, one of the other cannabis customers beats me to it! During my last three trips to the cannabis shop I have witnessed guys asking Mona out, and getting rejected! Instead of pushing things too far, maybe I will just stay chill, keep buying cannabis like normal, and wait for the perfect opportunity to present itself. If that moment never comes, at least I will never feel awkward buying cannabis from Mona. Or maybe I should just man up and take my shot!

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In the past, I always loved going out for my birthday.

I would start with a big birthday dinner, and then hit the bars and clubs to get free drinks all night.

This is a college town, filled with hard-partying young people who love buying drinks for a birthday boy, even if we have never met each other before. This year I was turning 50 and did not feel like going out on the town. My age was catching up with me, and I no longer wanted to hang out with young people, even if I did get free drinks. Instead I decided to have a low-key birthday, and I went to the local cannabis dispensary. This shop is the only place in town that has a cannabis dispensary as well as a smoking lounge. Remember how I said I would get free drinks at the bar for my birthday? The same thing happened at the cannabis dispensary smokers lounge, because everyone wanted to give me a hit of what they were smoking. That evening I was given three different cannabis edibles, two vape pens, and more hits of weed than I can recall. Someone who worked at the cannabis dispensary was smart enough to take my keys, and one of the people there gave me a ride home at the end of the night. I really loved getting all that free cannabis, but what I loved even more was the sense of community I felt at the dispensary. In the cannabis community, we take good care of each other.

 

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