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For our anniversary, my wife booked us a table at the most exclusive restaurant in town.

She had made the reservation three months earlier, but never told me about it so it could be a surprise for me.

This place is incredibly busy, and it takes that long just to get a table for dinner! When she told me that we were going to the cannabis cafe for our big dinner, I was beside myself with excitement. I had been wanting to go there ever since it opened last year, but as I said the seats were highly in demand. Dressed to the nines, my wife and I took an Uber to the cannabis cafe for the meal of a lifetime. We knew better than to drive, because the meal would involve so many cannabis products it would be illegal and dangerous for us to drive back home afterward. The first course was a light appetizer of a crab salad, with a dusting of crystalized cannabis over the top of it. I couldn’t detect a hint of marijuana flavor in the salad, but by the time I finished eating it I was already buzzed. The main course was a pan-fried fish filet, accompanied by a green sauce that blended three different cannabis strains along with pine nuts and herbs. For dessert we had a marijuana sorbet topped with caramel made from cannabis oil. The meal contained so much cannabis that I was still high when I woke up the next morning! I don’t even remember taking an Uber back home from the cannabis cafe.

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Art and weed go hand in hand.

I don’t care what kind of art you like to do, smoking weed will enhance it. Be it music, sculpting, drawing, painting, or making collages, every form of creativity can be aided by using a little cannabis. In my case I use a lot of weed, not just a little. I like to get stoned to the moon and back when I sit down to paint a new canvas. I can still do my art when I am sober and clear-headed, but it just isn’t as much fun! Recently I got to combine my two favorite things in the world when the local cannabis dispensary hosted an event they called “Stoned Painting.” This is exactly what it sounds like, a night when customers could hang out in the smokers lounge of the cannabis dispensary and work on a painting. I have heard of something similar, involving wine instead of marijuana, but that didn’t sound like nearly as much fun. There were twelve of us who gathered in the small smokers lounge behind the cannabis dispensary, where a local artist led us in a painting session. We all painted the same image, a bird perched on the edge of a crescent moon, but everyone was allowed to smoke or vape whatever kind of cannabis they wanted. Much to my surprise, some of the people there didn’t smoke cannabis at all! That didn’t stop me from enjoying myself. I bought a pre-rolled joint of Purple Haze and had it dangling from the corner of my mouth as I worked diligently on my painting.

 

 

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My wife Jamie told me she was planning a surprise party for my birthday.

I asked her why she told me, if it was supposed to be a surprise.

Jamie smartly answered that I would eventually figure out something was going on behind my back. She told me about the party so that I wouldn’t sneak around and try to figure out what was happening. I told her I didn’t want a party, because I was turning fifty which was incredibly depressing for me. Jamie told me to shut up and let her do something nice for me. I shouldn’t have complained, because it turns out she set up my party at the smokers lounge in the local cannabis dispensary. I didn’t even know you could host private events at the cannabis dispensary! Even though I knew I was getting a surprise party I was still caught off guard because I never expected it to be at the marijuana shop. Jamie and I went in to use the annual birthday discount offered at the cannabis dispensary. Anyone who makes a cannabis purchase on their birthday gets 25% off. Imagine my genuine surprise when I found all my closest friends waiting for me in the cannabis dispensary! We all went out back to the screen-in patio used as a smokers lounge, where we ate cannabis-infused cupcakes and washed it down with hemp beer. Have you ever had hemp beer? It’s awful! I have to say that Jamie did a remarkable thing, because I never expected my party to be at the cannabis dispensary.

 

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Since I was thirty years old, I have suffered from intense muscle spasms that originate in my back and hips and move down to my legs.

• The pain and involuntary movements kept me from enjoying my life.

I couldn’t spend time outdoors with my kids without being in terrible pain. I couldn’t leave the house for long periods of time unless I was heavily medicated. I couldn’t sleep at night unless I was knocked out with a tranquilizer. Even then, I still had problems with sleeping comfortably. My legs moved all night long when the rest of my body was asleep. I had a sleep study with a doctor that specializes in muscle control and spasms and he mentioned medical marijuana to me for the first time. I was very hesitant to try medical marijuana, because I heard a lot of horror stories from some of my friends. They tried medical marijuana and it made them sick to their stomach and they were worse off than they were before trying it. The doctor assured me that he could send me to a medical marijuana facility where they would talk to me about the products that would help my specific condition. I went to the medical marijuana treatment facility and spoke with a doctor that specializes in medical marijuana treatments. The products that were recommended to me were specifically for muscle spasms. The indica strains help me a great deal as long as I have a marijuana supplement before I go to bed. Edibles need to be an hour ahead of time, but smoking is the fastest acting.

 

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Cannabis strains can be vastly different from one plant to the next.

Some cannabis strains are more uplifting and energizing, while others leave you feeling sleepy and ready for a nap.

I went to the cannabis shop and I picked up a couple products. One of the products was a brand new cannabis strain called Caribbean fire. The cannabis strain was supposed to be a sativa hybrid. The cannabis strain was the first thing that I opened when I got back that day. I looked at the buds and they were very lush and plump. I was happy about the amount of stem in the product. I hate when I get a cannabis strain that is almost all stem. It has to be trimmed down and prepared before it goes into the grinder or I can’t put it inside of a cone. The cone will rip if there is the tiniest part of the stem inside of the cannabis blend. I filled a 1 gram cone with some of the Caribbean fire cannabis strain. I smoked the entire joint by myself. The stream was very flavorful and I could tell that it had limonene terpenes inside. The Cannabis strain tasted like lemons and grapefruits. Unfortunately, it seemed to be much more of an indica than a sativa. When I was done with the 1 gram cannabis pre-roll, I felt like I needed to take a nap. I was expecting to be energized and filled with energy to complete some chores but I was lazy and wanted to lay down on the bed instead.

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