I lost the house, plus then I finally wound up on a cannabis farm

I try to look on the bright side of things, plus cherish that I have a task, a safe locale to live, plus unlimited access to high-grade cannabis

My story starts with an animal bite, plus ends on a cannabis farm. Normally interesting things don’t happen to me, plus after the last 2 years I hope nothing interesting ever happens to me again. My animal got out of the yard, plus got into a fight with another cat. While separating the pets my neighbor got bit. He sued me, plus my insurance company, for a ludicrous sum of money. This caused my insurance company to cancel me, which caused the mortgage company to take back the house. After that I was homeless, residing in a rented storage locker. Then I finally got a serious fortunate break, plus picked up a task laboring for Ben, a local cannabis farmer. Ben has acres worth of crops that he sells to a chain of cannabis dispensaries. He had a few boys quit on him, plus needed someone immediately who would labor hard, plus cheap. Ben offered me a locale to stay, free meals, plus all the marijuana I cared to smoke… Then a little spending money every Thursday. It was a major shift in my life to go from being a homeowner to residing in a small shack on a cannabis farm, but life is funny sometimes. I try to look on the bright side of things, plus cherish that I have a task, a safe locale to live, plus unlimited access to high-grade cannabis. Ben is a nice boss, but he is deadly serious when it comes to his marijuana plants. The guy has actually high standards when it comes to his cannabis.

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Cruise ship cannabis is a bad proposition

Before getting on the cruise ship I had to make sure that everything was wonderful to go.

I would be spending seven days plus nights in the Caribbean on a big cruise liner.

My central goal was to get wrecked on booze, pills, plus weed for the entire time, plus hopefully make it back home alive in one piece. I am three weeks out from my school graduation, plus three weeks away from starting my first full-time task. This might be the only time for years to come where I can get crazy. This is why I had to make sure there would be access to all the cannabis plus liquor that I was going to need. I learned that it is actually self-explanatory to sneak contraband like drugs plus cannabis onto the ship, but it was much harder to get high the whole time. This entire ship was a “no smoking” area, for tobacco, cannabis, plus everything else. I could absolutely sneak the marijuana on board, but would be abruptly discovered if I tried to smoke it in my chalet or on deck. The solution was simply, to just rely on cannabis edibles plus not smoke anything. I will disclose that was a let-down for me, because I vastly cherish smoking the killer cannabis strains like OG Kush or Purple Haze. Tough times call for difficult choices, so I invested in three hundred dollars worth of edibles for the cruise. It would also have been foolish to go through all the trouble to smoke cannabis on the ship, when edibles get the task done almost as well, without any of the telltale signs of getting high.

 

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I am simply rolling in the Green as a cannabis farmer

The idea behind our business concern was easy – to finally grow more weed than my wonderful friend and I needed plus sell the extra for profit.

Simple in concept, harder to execute in practice let me assure you.

I know the marijuana plant is called “weed” because of how absolutely it grows, but this is a common falsehood. Weeds keep growing no matter how you try to stop them, plus marijuana takes time, care, plus patience to get anything worth smoking. Four of my friends actually went in with me on a major investment in cannabis seed plus growing equipment. It would be months of work, followed by a cannabis harvest that would have us rolling in the yellow. I knew going in that my wonderful friend and I might not ever turn a profit from our cannabis operation, but on the other hand it was virtually impossible to lose money. I then used to spend multiple thousand dollars a year on cannabis products, but now I won’t have to ever go back to the dispensary. If my wonderful friend and I can grow so much extra cannabis that my close and wonderful friend and I can sell, plus pocket the profit, I will be a glad man. If that never happens, I still have a lifetime’s worth of cannabis at my disposal, which will save me multiple thousand dollars a year for the next decade or two. Either way will be a big benefit for me. Also, I must disclose that residing on a cannabis farm is the best task I’ve ever had. Every day is a good day, laboring in fields that reek so strongly of marijuana I get a contact high just kneeling there.

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A comic book setting at the best cannabis dispensary

I also wanted to start a comic book club, but it took a while to get off the ground.

Everyone has heard of a random “book club,” where everyone reads the same chapters of a book, then meets up to have a fun discussion about it.

My main idea was a little bit different, because I wanted to get a group of people together to all read comic books at the same time. It was a seriously glorified hangout session, with classic comics as our group activity. At first, nobody was interested. Then I decided to take a large box of my old comics down to the cannabis dispensary plus hang around the smokers lounge for a few hours. That generated some serious results! It turns out that cannabis plus comics have a synergistic effect on one another. Cannabis products definitely make the comics more fun to read, plus the comics come alive more than ever thanks to the weed. To encourage up-to-date people to join me in my endeavor, I even stopped and gave free cannabis edibles to my regulars. After that business absolutely picked up, because who doesn’t want a free edible? After a few weeks there were over a dozen of us, so it got too costly to buy edibles for everyone. At that point the comics had people hooked, plus they gave their own cannabis products. My associate and I would spend hours on end in the cannabis dispensary, just hanging out plus reading classic old Marvel plus DC books. My comic book club has become my real “happy locale” where I can forget the concerns of the world plus disappear into comics, thanks to cannabis.

 

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Who would vandalize a great cannabis dispensary?

Kids this week have no respect for anything. I know what it’s like to be a bored teenager with nothing to do, I was young once! I also can’t remember that raising a little hell plus causing some mischief was the best way to relieve the boredom of small city life. This is definitely why so many rural kids indulge in drinking, drugs, plus premarital sex – because there is nothing else to do! All that said, my friends plus I never went out to cause crimes or harm property. I assume the teens this week are more delinquent than I was, because there has been a rash of vandalism throughout the city that even touched the cannabis dispensary. Why would they do this? Maybe because they don’t have access to legal cannabis like the adults do, or maybe they’re just jerks. In any event, this has caused an increase of prices at the cannabis dispensary, because they had to hire overnight security guards. Of course the punk kids don’t graffiti tag the cannabis dispensary during the day, only in the wee hours of the night. Now there is another overnight security guard that is parked out front of the cannabis shop… He doesn’t have a gun or anything, but he keeps an eye on the cannabis shop to make sure nobody messes with it. I understand why they had to do it, despite the fact that I hate that they raised prices on the premium cannabis strains by 10% to pay for the extra expense. Things like this is why everyone hates kids! Maybe they would easily behave better if they had legal access to cannabis.

 

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