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Over the last few months the local homeless population has grown by leaps and bounds.

The last major hurricane ravaged the southern end of the state, and drove a lot of indigent folks farther north, where many of them settled around our town.

I don’t mean to sound uncaring, but when I get asked 15 times a day for spare change it wears on my nerves. What used to be a personal pet peeve has started to impact my work. There is usually a line of clients waiting outside the store, so the homeless people have started to hang out here. The people who visit a cannabis dispensary tend to be kind, and are often stoned, which makes them easy targets. This impacts my business, because so many clients are bothered by the vagrants asking for the money that they have started going to other cannabis dispensaries! I had a brainstorm session with my staff, and we hatched the idea of offering free cannabis delivery for our Platinum customers. This would encourage more people to join our Platinum program, and allow them to order their cannabis products from the comfort of home. It was an elegant solution, and one that paid off huge dividends. Our cannabis sales quickly started to grow, and we added more and more new customers. The convenience of having cannabis delivered to your home was very appealing to our customers. Now foot traffic in the cannabis dispensary is down, but overall our sales are better than ever! I guess this whole situation was a blessing in disguise.

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Her name is Mona.

She is new in town, and the newest employee of the local cannabis dispensary.

Mona is simply breathtaking, and she’s also very smart and witty. Before she was hired I would visit the store once or twice a month to stock up on cannabis products. Now that she runs the front counter I go in more often to buy less product, just for the chance to see her! It turns out I am not alone, and there are a few other customers who have started coming in more often for a chance to talk to Mona. I overheard the manager of the cannabis dispensary tell Mona that he should give her a raise because her presence has boosted sales. Here is my main problem – I am dying to ask her out on a date, but I don’t want to make it awkward between us. If she turns me down, I will feel weird going back to that same cannabis dispensary. There is also the problem of finding the opportunity, because every time I want to take a shot, one of the other cannabis customers beats me to it! During my last three trips to the cannabis shop I have witnessed guys asking Mona out, and getting rejected! Instead of pushing things too far, maybe I will just stay chill, keep buying cannabis like normal, and wait for the perfect opportunity to present itself. If that moment never comes, at least I will never feel awkward buying cannabis from Mona. Or maybe I should just man up and take my shot!

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Whenever I visit the beach, I always need to have the Two Bs – beer and buds.

• One of the most relaxing things in the world is to spend a few hours chilling on the beach.

I love to lay on the warm sand, hearing the rush and roar of the waves crashing against the shoreline. I can do that for hours on end, so long as I have the Two Bs I never get bored. This latest beach trip was a little different, because it was in an exclusive resort. There beers there cost five bucks each, and there was a strict no smoking policy, both for tobacco and cannabis. First of all, who can afford five dollar beers, and second of all how am I supposed to relax without a cannabis joint between my fingers? I used Google to find the nearest cannabis dispensary, and took an Uber over there as soon as it opened. It was my lucky day, because the cannabis dispensary offered a sweet 20% discount for all first-time customers. I was stoked, so I bought a full ounce of OG Kush even though I knew I couldn’t smoke it at the resort. I also bought a vape pen, a few carts of cannabis oil, and a package of edibles. While I always prefer to smoke a real joint, I will admit that the vape products got the job done. I had a nice, easy stone for the rest of the trip, and the cannabis edibles put me right over the top! It was a good trip, but next time I’ll choose a cannabis-friendly resort.

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In the city everything comes through the cannabis dispensary, which usually means it is developed and cultivated in a lab or a grow room

I have had to make a few adjustments to my lifestyle after the big move. I am in a new city, in a new state, a thousand miles away from the place I was born and raised. My job sent me here, with a big promotion and a huge raise, so I couldn’t turn it down. Besides, I was eager to get out of that small town and experience more of what the world had to offer. My new city is bright, busy, and bustling, with a thousand things to do at any time of the day or night. On the other hand, I have to admit the cannabis here is not nearly as good as it was back home. I think it all comes down to what I call the “homegrown factor.” Back in that small town there were no cannabis dispensaries, so everything we smoked had to be grown locally. I knew a few different people who grew marijuana plants, and they all produced tasty and delightful strains. In the city everything comes through the cannabis dispensary, which usually means it is developed and cultivated in a lab or a grow room. I know that these cannabis experts are the best in the world, but their strains lack that “homegrown factor.” Weed just tastes better when it’s grown outside, under natural sunlight, with rain and organic soil, instead of inside a cold, antiseptic cannabis laboratory. I have even reached out to some of my old friends to see if they were willing to mail me some of their homegrown cannabis.

 

 

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The new and up-to-date cannabis dispensary has the best possible localement.

It is in the same plaza as the Mega Fun Zone, which is the name of a local business that offers activities like roller skating, go-kart racing, mini-hockey, Laser Tag, plus more! This locale has been around since I was a kid, plus now that I have kids of my own it’s more fun than ever before. Which is why I simply cherish having this up-to-date dispensary so close to it. Of course I can’t smoke weed while roller skating, plus similarly, the kids can’t go into the cannabis dispensary with me. But while they are busy bowling or hockeying, I can slip down the cannabis dispensary plus get an edible to make the rest of the afternoon feel like a dream. The only time this can be a problem is if the edible is too strong, plus it makes me goofy. Once I took two edibles, not realizing how strong they were, plus then I thought it would be fun to jump around on the trampoline park. This was a bad idea, plus I fell and then also hurt my back. Thanks to those cannabis edibles I didn’t realize how exhausting the injury was, plus went about my day like normal. Once the cannabis wore off later that night I was in serious pain, plus had to go to the ER. I still prefer this up-to-date cannabis dispensary, despite the fact that I learned my lesson. When you are really outdated like me, never make the mistake of letting cannabis convince you that you can handle a trampoline park… It’s because you can’t!

 

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