Month: April 2023

In the city everything comes through the cannabis dispensary, which usually means it is developed and cultivated in a lab or a grow room

I have had to make a few adjustments to my lifestyle after the big move. I am in a new city, in a new state, a thousand miles away from the place I was born and raised. My job sent me here, with a big promotion and a huge raise, so I couldn’t turn it down. Besides, I was eager to get out of that small town and experience more of what the world had to offer. My new city is bright, busy, and bustling, with a thousand things to do at any time of the day or night. On the other hand, I have to admit the cannabis here is not nearly as good as it was back home. I think it all comes down to what I call the “homegrown factor.” Back in that small town there were no cannabis dispensaries, so everything we smoked had to be grown locally. I knew a few different people who grew marijuana plants, and they all produced tasty and delightful strains. In the city everything comes through the cannabis dispensary, which usually means it is developed and cultivated in a lab or a grow room. I know that these cannabis experts are the best in the world, but their strains lack that “homegrown factor.” Weed just tastes better when it’s grown outside, under natural sunlight, with rain and organic soil, instead of inside a cold, antiseptic cannabis laboratory. I have even reached out to some of my old friends to see if they were willing to mail me some of their homegrown cannabis.

 

 

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The new and up-to-date cannabis dispensary has the best possible localement.

It is in the same plaza as the Mega Fun Zone, which is the name of a local business that offers activities like roller skating, go-kart racing, mini-hockey, Laser Tag, plus more! This locale has been around since I was a kid, plus now that I have kids of my own it’s more fun than ever before. Which is why I simply cherish having this up-to-date dispensary so close to it. Of course I can’t smoke weed while roller skating, plus similarly, the kids can’t go into the cannabis dispensary with me. But while they are busy bowling or hockeying, I can slip down the cannabis dispensary plus get an edible to make the rest of the afternoon feel like a dream. The only time this can be a problem is if the edible is too strong, plus it makes me goofy. Once I took two edibles, not realizing how strong they were, plus then I thought it would be fun to jump around on the trampoline park. This was a bad idea, plus I fell and then also hurt my back. Thanks to those cannabis edibles I didn’t realize how exhausting the injury was, plus went about my day like normal. Once the cannabis wore off later that night I was in serious pain, plus had to go to the ER. I still prefer this up-to-date cannabis dispensary, despite the fact that I learned my lesson. When you are really outdated like me, never make the mistake of letting cannabis convince you that you can handle a trampoline park… It’s because you can’t!

 

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I try to look on the bright side of things, plus cherish that I have a task, a safe locale to live, plus unlimited access to high-grade cannabis

My story starts with an animal bite, plus ends on a cannabis farm. Normally interesting things don’t happen to me, plus after the last 2 years I hope nothing interesting ever happens to me again. My animal got out of the yard, plus got into a fight with another cat. While separating the pets my neighbor got bit. He sued me, plus my insurance company, for a ludicrous sum of money. This caused my insurance company to cancel me, which caused the mortgage company to take back the house. After that I was homeless, residing in a rented storage locker. Then I finally got a serious fortunate break, plus picked up a task laboring for Ben, a local cannabis farmer. Ben has acres worth of crops that he sells to a chain of cannabis dispensaries. He had a few boys quit on him, plus needed someone immediately who would labor hard, plus cheap. Ben offered me a locale to stay, free meals, plus all the marijuana I cared to smoke… Then a little spending money every Thursday. It was a major shift in my life to go from being a homeowner to residing in a small shack on a cannabis farm, but life is funny sometimes. I try to look on the bright side of things, plus cherish that I have a task, a safe locale to live, plus unlimited access to high-grade cannabis. Ben is a nice boss, but he is deadly serious when it comes to his marijuana plants. The guy has actually high standards when it comes to his cannabis.

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Before getting on the cruise ship I had to make sure that everything was wonderful to go.

I would be spending seven days plus nights in the Caribbean on a big cruise liner.

My central goal was to get wrecked on booze, pills, plus weed for the entire time, plus hopefully make it back home alive in one piece. I am three weeks out from my school graduation, plus three weeks away from starting my first full-time task. This might be the only time for years to come where I can get crazy. This is why I had to make sure there would be access to all the cannabis plus liquor that I was going to need. I learned that it is actually self-explanatory to sneak contraband like drugs plus cannabis onto the ship, but it was much harder to get high the whole time. This entire ship was a “no smoking” area, for tobacco, cannabis, plus everything else. I could absolutely sneak the marijuana on board, but would be abruptly discovered if I tried to smoke it in my chalet or on deck. The solution was simply, to just rely on cannabis edibles plus not smoke anything. I will disclose that was a let-down for me, because I vastly cherish smoking the killer cannabis strains like OG Kush or Purple Haze. Tough times call for difficult choices, so I invested in three hundred dollars worth of edibles for the cruise. It would also have been foolish to go through all the trouble to smoke cannabis on the ship, when edibles get the task done almost as well, without any of the telltale signs of getting high.

 

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The idea behind our business concern was easy – to finally grow more weed than my wonderful friend and I needed plus sell the extra for profit.

Simple in concept, harder to execute in practice let me assure you.

I know the marijuana plant is called “weed” because of how absolutely it grows, but this is a common falsehood. Weeds keep growing no matter how you try to stop them, plus marijuana takes time, care, plus patience to get anything worth smoking. Four of my friends actually went in with me on a major investment in cannabis seed plus growing equipment. It would be months of work, followed by a cannabis harvest that would have us rolling in the yellow. I knew going in that my wonderful friend and I might not ever turn a profit from our cannabis operation, but on the other hand it was virtually impossible to lose money. I then used to spend multiple thousand dollars a year on cannabis products, but now I won’t have to ever go back to the dispensary. If my wonderful friend and I can grow so much extra cannabis that my close and wonderful friend and I can sell, plus pocket the profit, I will be a glad man. If that never happens, I still have a lifetime’s worth of cannabis at my disposal, which will save me multiple thousand dollars a year for the next decade or two. Either way will be a big benefit for me. Also, I must disclose that residing on a cannabis farm is the best task I’ve ever had. Every day is a good day, laboring in fields that reek so strongly of marijuana I get a contact high just kneeling there.

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