Author: Ashley

Issy’s Aunt Ethyl is such a sweet old lady.

Not only is she old and suffering from dementia, but she is also on a fixed income, and barely has enough funds to survive.

Still, she always sends Izzy a birthday card every year with three dollars in it. Three crisp, new dollar bills, every year. It means so much more than the money, because three dollars is a lot for her. Every year Izzy takes her three dollars and buys a lottery scratcher, and this year she finally picked a winner. That three dollars was transformed into four hundred dollars, and Izzy knew just what to do with it. She went to the nearest cannabis dispensary and started shopping for deals. Izzy wanted to get all the cannabis products she could, however in the spirit of Aunt Ethyl she wanted to be economical and get the most for the cash. She asked the budtender if they had any special sales going on, and learned that a new strain of OG Kush was discounted by 10%, she then pointed her to a table in the back littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges getting ready to expire. Izzy was lucky enough to find three packages of sour apple cannabis gummies that were BOGO (buy one, get one free). By the time she left she had spent all her birthday funds, and a little extra, and had a nice sizable bag full of cannabis products. Izzy hoped Aunt Ethyl would approve, although she doesn’t smoke cannabis herself.

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There were other benefits to the program, as well.

Nick and Liam’s local cannabis shop has started a new program they call Loyalty Rewards. At first they were hesitant about this idea, mostly because it costs 23 dollars per month to be a member. They thought it was just a scam, a way to take more of their cash, so they passed. It took a while, however after hearing that pitch for Loyalty Rewards every time Nick and Liam went in the shop, they came to realize that the program wouldn’t cost them, it would save them money. They are not some random dudes who prefer smoking a little marijuana every once in a while. Nick and Liam are drastic potheads, who smokes an enjoyable deal of cannabis every morning. If they only went into the cannabis dispensary once a month, the Loyalty program wouldn’t be worth it. But they visit this cannabis shop once or twice a week, and since the loyalty program provides a 12% discount on weed, it would save them money. There were other benefits to the program, as well. Loyalty Rewards members are notified of every new shipment of cannabis products, with an opportunity to pre-order them. Nick and Liam also get a maintenance treat called “favorite pick-up” which means they can sit in their automobile and a budtender will bring cannabis products out to them so they don’t have to wait in line. Liam and Nick have been told that in the future they will start offering household delivery maintenance for cannabis orders, and that they will get free delivery. That sounds neat, even though they sort of like going to see the cannabis dispensary in person.

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During the long, tepid summers of Brad’s youth he would often hang around the local ice cream shop.

This town was tiny so they didn’t even have a Dairy Queen.

They had the cheap knockoff version called Tastee Freeze. It was pretty much the same as DQ, selling ice cream treats, and burgers and fries. Brad would hang around there all morning long, eating snacks and killing time in the killer air conditioning. Back then not everyone had AC, so it was an extra treat as much as the ice cream was. He lives in a sizable town now, and is an adult so Brad doesn’t haunt the ice cream shop, instead he hangs out at the cannabis dispensary. His favorite cannabis dispensary is within walking distance of his cabin, and is open 5 mornings a week. Best of all, it has a smokers lounge on the second floor. The first level of the building is a big, sprawling cannabis shop, with aisles filled with every cannabis product you can feel. They even have a section just for farmers, with the device people need to grow marijuana plants at home. On the second floor they have the cannabis smokers lounge, or as they call it the “Chill Zone.” Here folks are allowed to relax, play games, watch films, vape, eat cannabis edibles, and basically have an enjoyable time. His favorite thing to do is to buy one of their cannabis drinks, preferably a fruit juice or seltzer, and then spike it with a flask of vodka he brought from home. Brad gets stoned and drunk all at once.

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Why should a cannabis dispensary restrict itself to just selling jars of weed? That’s a start, and for everyone it’s enough – however not for us.

We are completists, and when we do something we want it to be the best.

We opened our little shop several months ago with the goal of becoming a franchise, and the most popular weed destination in town. There are many other dispensaries in the city, so we have fierce competition. We succeed by going the extra mile and doing things the other stores won’t do. Taking a growing device as an example… For all those other cannabis shops around here, none of them had growing devices in stock to sell, it had to be special order only. We filled that niche and became the top seller for marijuana grow lights and insta-grow pots in the area. We decided to take it a step further and offer gardening classes on the weekend, to teach people the best practices for growing cannabis plants at home. We need to keep growing and expanding, so our next idea is a cannabis smoker’s lounge, although that one will take some more months to put together. Imagine having a cool lounge where you can hang out, listen to songs, play games, and appreciate cannabis products? In the future we will be the ultimate destination for cannabis, and have something for potheads of all types. What ideas would you like to see instituted in our cannabis shop? Hit us up in the comments and let us know.

Cannabis grower

In college there was a woman named Sam who lived right next to campus. She didn’t own a car, didn’t have a job, and didn‘t go to school. All Sam did was sell weed to the college students. Sam had lived in the same apartment for over 21 years, because weed is an inelastic market and there is always a high demand for it in any college town. Some years ago the state finally legalized medical cannabis, and we assumed that would put Sam out of business, but we were wrong. In fact, we have kept going back to Sam for cannabis ever since we graduated, because her prices can’t be beat. As much as we cherish the concept of the cannabis dispensary, they charge over twice as much for weed, and we just can’t afford that. Sometimes one of the local cannabis shops will have a sizable event or a special sale, and then we will show up and see what they have to offer. Most of the time even the discounted cannabis is still more luxurious than Sam’s strains. There are so many strains of cannabis we’ve heard about however never tried – like OG kush, Purple Haze, Blue Dream, and Girl Scout Cookies. Sam doesn’t have any of those. She may not have the greatest cannabis in the world, and is limited in terms of selection, however she always sells top quality weed that gets us nice and stoned. We are sure the cannabis at the dispensary is more powerful, and better tasting, however it’s simply too luxurious!

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