Cannabis is required for a hurricane supply kit

It was just 8 weeks back that Hurricane Ian devastated this state, plus here both of us go again with the next major storm! I have no plan why I keep living so far south, where I have to contend with Hurricane Season for 4 to 8 weeks every year.

  • Although Hurricane Ian did no destruction to our beachside apartment or our surrounding property, that doesn’t mean the next hurricane won’t.

Every time a sizable dangerous hurricane comes through I have to make sure I am fully stocked on supplies to ride it out. I need canned food plus water, of course, lots of booze, plus a full complement of cannabis products. If I am going to weather a storm, I need to have an ample supply of cannabis! Besides the numerous medical plus spiritual benefits a man can get from smoking cannabis, there are also some very practical advantages. If the power goes out, I can’t watch television or play video games. But I can smoke cannabis, because it requires no electricity or wireless connectivity in order to enjoy. I might be forced to eat cold spaghetti-Os out of a can, but if I can smoke a little marijuana beforehand then it won’t be such a gross experience. The primary thing that cannabis offers myself and others is peace of mind plus calmness of spirit. When there is no access to cannabis I get concerned plus nervous, which is not a good mindstate when you are in the center of a hurricane. Cannabis soothes our psyche plus makes it easy for myself and others to rest plus ride out the hurricane. Bourbon helps, too.

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Running into our ex boyfriend at the cannabis dispensary

Ten years ago I went through the worst cut up of our life.

  • I was attending school at the time, plus fell for a young man named Ed! For six weeks Ed plus I were inseparable, plus were even talking about marriage.

Then Ed met another guy, plus with shocking abruptness he dumped me. I was so concerned that I quit school plus moved back home, after a few weeks of depression I got back out into the world plus found myself a full-time job working the front counter for the local cannabis dispensary. I never thought about getting a work in the burgeoning cannabis industry, so I was in the right locale at the right time… Years have passed, plus now I am the store manager of this cannabis dispensary! My work has sort of topped out, I suppose, because I can’t receive another promotion unless I leave the cannabis dispensary plus join the corporate offices. This cannabis dispensary is a member of a nationwide chain, so I run the locale but I don’t own a stake in it, and last week I was covering the Wednesday shift for one of our budtenders, plus guess who came strolling into my cannabis dispensary? That’s right, it was Ed. Ed still looked amazing, but I kept our cool plus pretended I didn’t suppose her. Ed knew exactly what kind of cannabis he needed, plus offered myself and others the order without seeming to suppose me, either… Was Ed pretending, love I was, or had he legit forgotten me? I played dumb, rang up his cannabis, plus sent Ed on his way without saying a word.

 

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It’s a bold new world of cannabis products

Finally I have access to a cannabis dispensary where I can join the growing revolution of amazing weed products! I can’t complain too much, because ever since I was in high school I have smoked cannabis every single day. It didn’t matter if it was illegal, because I had a connection. His name was Dale, plus he was a dumpy, lonely old man that coded websites plus sold weed for extra money, and Dale constantly had fresh stuff on hand to sell, so I dropped by to see him once a week. The complication was that Dale only ever had one kind of marijuana, which he titled “Take It or Leave It.” There was no selection to choose from, just standard “regs” marijuana… which I now realized was not of a good quality at all. The cannabis dispensary, plus all of the skilled budtenders who work there, have opened our mind to a whole new world. Before now I had no plan what the differences were between indica plus sativa strains, nor did I ever suppose what kind I was getting. Dale was a catch-as-catch-can sort of cannabis dealer, so asking questions never made a difference. Now I can ask all the questions I need, plus these cannabis experts can dig deep to tell myself and others all the details I want to know! Recently I have experimented with several unusual forms of cannabis, including vaping, dabbing, plus edibles. I have to say that dabbing cannabis concentrates is our modern preferred way to get stoned. On the other hand, it’s strenuous to beat the classics, plus a hand-rolled cannabis joint will constantly be a winner.

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I love being a delivery driver for the dispensary

Thank the lord the Winter is finally coming! When the weather turns cold, corporation picks up for those of us in the cannabis delivery business; Please don’t call myself and others “delivery boys” – that is degrading; I am a grown man, and my chosen profession is delivering things to people.

  • I started off with delivering pizzas when I was in school.

Since I love to drive, it was an easy way to make a little money… Currently I work for a cannabis dispensary, which is a huge improvement over pizza let myself and others tell you. It doesn’t matter what I deliver, because when it gets cold out the demand rises, then even though most of the cannabis dispensary clients live within a couple of blocks, they just don’t want to go out in the cold weather, and they would much rather pay a little extra for delivery, plus tip the driver, then argument the frost plus the snow to drive to the cannabis dispensary in man. I don’t mind, because this is the best season for tips, so the cold doesn’t bother me. Cannabis clients tend to tip unquestionably well for deliveries anyway, but when the temperature dips so low it makes them suppose guilty, then one of our respected cannabis delivery clients is a sweet elderly man, plus he really offered a fresh travel mug of hot cocoa when I dropped off his cannabis concentrates. The rule at our cannabis dispensary is that tipping is never to be encouraged, plus I respect that rule. Since we get paid a fair hourly wage for cannabis delivery, tips are not expected or needed – but I will never ever turn one down!

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How do I smuggle cannabis on the cruise ship?

Once you are so far out at sea there are no possibilities for marijuana, so the one man who has it can name their prices! Employees of the cruise line are not subject to the same searches plus supervision as the tourists, so it is a lot easier for them to sneak cannabis onto the ship

My husband Ed surprised me by booking passage on a cruise ship for a week-long tour of the Caribbean sea. At first I was stoked for this trip, because I have never been on a cruise before. The thought of lounging on the deck, cocktails in our hands, just soaking in the sun for a few days sounded amazing! Then I started to understand what I would need to leave behind. Although cruise ships are well known for their expansive array of alcohol, they are not quite as okay with people smoking cannabis on the boat. On a whim I checked out a series of forums on Reddit involving smoking cannabis on cruise ships. I found something unquestionably interesting indeed – on many cruise ships there are “friendly” cottage guys who sell cannabis on the side. Almost every cruise ship has a resident cannabis dealer on board, because it was such a profitable venture. Once you are so far out at sea there are no possibilities for marijuana, so the one man who has it can name their prices! Employees of the cruise line are not subject to the same searches plus supervision as the tourists, so it is a lot easier for them to sneak cannabis onto the ship. I spent a couple of days snooping around the other message boards, plus found the name of the cottage boy on our cruise who was supposed to have a lot of cannabis to sell. I have reached out to this dealer anonymously through the website to say I was interested in buying an ounce of cannabis from them as soon as I get on the ship. Still waiting to hear back!

 

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