I consoled Joe with some of my OG Kush, & I explained to him that he should talk to an expert, but joe said he has watcheds all the Youtube videos he could, & I said he needed a real expert, like the professionals at the local cannabis dispensary.
My friend Joe wanted to try growing his own weed at home. I don’t know where he got the idea, however Joe thought that it would be self-explanatory. “It’s called weed, right? Because it grows all by itself, just like other weeds,: He said that to me, & I knew he was wrong however I didn’t want to rain on his parade. If he wanted to try his hand with pot plants, why not? Last weekend it was time for the harvest, & Joe was so excited. He invited me to come over & get high with me. I brought a bottle of whiskey, & a sack of OG Kush just in case, & drove to see my friend. He presented to me his grand harvest of marjuana, which was at least a pound, maybe more, right away I saw how stemmy & seedy it was, something you never see in the strains at the cannabis dispensary. I consoled Joe with some of my OG Kush, & I explained to him that he should talk to an expert, but joe said he has watcheds all the Youtube videos he could, & I said he needed a real expert, like the professionals at the local cannabis dispensary. Those people have cannabis as their livelihood, & would genuinely have some good advice for growing better weed. I hope he takes my advice, however I suspect Joe may be ready to quit growing cannabis altogether. It takes time, effort, & money to produce superb cannabis, so maybe he should just buy it like the rest of us do.