Month: July 2023

There were other benefits to the program, as well.

Nick and Liam’s local cannabis shop has started a new program they call Loyalty Rewards. At first they were hesitant about this idea, mostly because it costs 23 dollars per month to be a member. They thought it was just a scam, a way to take more of their cash, so they passed. It took a while, however after hearing that pitch for Loyalty Rewards every time Nick and Liam went in the shop, they came to realize that the program wouldn’t cost them, it would save them money. They are not some random dudes who prefer smoking a little marijuana every once in a while. Nick and Liam are drastic potheads, who smokes an enjoyable deal of cannabis every morning. If they only went into the cannabis dispensary once a month, the Loyalty program wouldn’t be worth it. But they visit this cannabis shop once or twice a week, and since the loyalty program provides a 12% discount on weed, it would save them money. There were other benefits to the program, as well. Loyalty Rewards members are notified of every new shipment of cannabis products, with an opportunity to pre-order them. Nick and Liam also get a maintenance treat called “favorite pick-up” which means they can sit in their automobile and a budtender will bring cannabis products out to them so they don’t have to wait in line. Liam and Nick have been told that in the future they will start offering household delivery maintenance for cannabis orders, and that they will get free delivery. That sounds neat, even though they sort of like going to see the cannabis dispensary in person.

Marijuana products

During the long, tepid summers of Brad’s youth he would often hang around the local ice cream shop.

This town was tiny so they didn’t even have a Dairy Queen.

They had the cheap knockoff version called Tastee Freeze. It was pretty much the same as DQ, selling ice cream treats, and burgers and fries. Brad would hang around there all morning long, eating snacks and killing time in the killer air conditioning. Back then not everyone had AC, so it was an extra treat as much as the ice cream was. He lives in a sizable town now, and is an adult so Brad doesn’t haunt the ice cream shop, instead he hangs out at the cannabis dispensary. His favorite cannabis dispensary is within walking distance of his cabin, and is open 5 mornings a week. Best of all, it has a smokers lounge on the second floor. The first level of the building is a big, sprawling cannabis shop, with aisles filled with every cannabis product you can feel. They even have a section just for farmers, with the device people need to grow marijuana plants at home. On the second floor they have the cannabis smokers lounge, or as they call it the “Chill Zone.” Here folks are allowed to relax, play games, watch films, vape, eat cannabis edibles, and basically have an enjoyable time. His favorite thing to do is to buy one of their cannabis drinks, preferably a fruit juice or seltzer, and then spike it with a flask of vodka he brought from home. Brad gets stoned and drunk all at once.

Marijuana grower

We have been spending so much time with our Uncle Rico the last few weeks.

We knew him back when we were kids, however things are a lot different now.

Both of us are college grads, we have families of our own, and we can relate to Rico in ways we never could before. He has many amazing stories from the 60s when he was a wild and silly Hippie. Rico stills grows his own weed plants, like he has done for decades. We have been doing our best to broaden his horizons and get him out of the past and into the present, because the cannabis we have today is nothing like the stuff from the 60s. Did you know that the cannabis strains of the 60s had only a fraction of the THC that we have today? For new age marijuana smokers, we doubt the old-timey stuff would even get them stoned. We hook up Uncle Rico with top quality cannabis seeds every time he is ready to plant. He has noticed the steady increase in the quality of his cannabis, and wants to learn more about how to improve it. We took Uncle Rico down the cannabis dispensary with us so we could talk to the experts. The woman who runs the store was friendly, but she didn’t have personal experience with growing marijuana they sold multiple peculiar handbooks, and growing devices and soil additives designed to help marijuana grow faster. We are looking forward to Uncle Rico’s next batch of cannabis plants.

More about marijuana

Luke asked Bev if her parents knew she smoked cannabis.

Being a single dad with a teenage child is quite a challenge. Luke is not complaining, he cherishes Jenny and being her dad is the best thing that ever happened to him. However, it’s still difficult at times. Luke has never been a teenage girl before, so he can only imagine how difficult it is these times, with social media and the rise in online bullying. When the fall semester ended, Jenny had some of her friends come over for a slumber get-together. Trying to be a great dad he stayed out of the way and let them have run of the house. Luke went out into the side yard to smoke some cannabis, thinking no one would notice. Much to his surprise he saw Bev, one of his daughter’s friends, already smoking cannabis in the yard. She tried to hide it, however anyone who has smelled the sharp scent of cannabis will assume it from some feet away. He told her to go ahead and finish it, and then he lit up his own cannabis. Luke asked Bev if her parents knew she smoked cannabis. She disclosed that they did not know, and that she had stolen the cannabis from their secret stash. Luke knew her parents already, and had smoked marijuana with them multiple times in the past. He told her that he wouldn’t tell her parents, so long as she didn’t tell Jenny that he was smoking cannabis. Bev laughed and finished her joint, then turned to him and said “your child already knows you smoke cannabis, chick.”

Cannabis edibles

Issy’s Aunt Ethyl is such a sweet old lady.

Not only is she old and suffering from dementia, but she is also on a fixed income, and barely has enough funds to survive.

Still, she always sends Izzy a birthday card every year with three dollars in it. Three crisp, new dollar bills, every year. It means so much more than the money, because three dollars is a lot for her. Every year Izzy takes her three dollars and buys a lottery scratcher, and this year she finally picked a winner. That three dollars was transformed into four hundred dollars, and Izzy knew just what to do with it. She went to the nearest cannabis dispensary and started shopping for deals. Izzy wanted to get all the cannabis products she could, however in the spirit of Aunt Ethyl she wanted to be economical and get the most for the cash. She asked the budtender if they had any special sales going on, and learned that a new strain of OG Kush was discounted by 10%, she then pointed her to a table in the back littered with discounted items like cannabis drinks and vape cartridges getting ready to expire. Izzy was lucky enough to find three packages of sour apple cannabis gummies that were BOGO (buy one, get one free). By the time she left she had spent all her birthday funds, and a little extra, and had a nice sizable bag full of cannabis products. Izzy hoped Aunt Ethyl would approve, although she doesn’t smoke cannabis herself.

Cannabis delivery service