Month: June 2023

My girlfriend and I bought kayaks to ride in the river close to the campground where we live.

The river has a lot of great places for fishing.

I bought a kayak with a side area that is perfect for replacing my poles and a small quarter. My girlfriend bought a smaller kayak that does not have room for any fishing gear. She usually reads a book while I am fishing. She doesn’t mind sitting around getting some sun, while I try to catch a fish. The two of us were out on the water last weekend when a large boat came into the canal and caused a huge wave to rock our small kayaks back and forth. I had my stash of marijuana in a bag in my fishing tackle box. It fell out of the boat when the wave caused us to rock back and forth. I didn’t realize that the stash of marijuana was missing until I went into the bag to get a pre-rolled marijuana joint. I rolled up a couple of marijuana joints before we left the house, because it’s easier than trying to do it on the water. When I couldn’t find the marijuana joints anywhere in the bag, I realized that they must have fallen out into the water earlier. My girlfriend and I tried to search around to see if the bag was floating, but I knew there was no way that we were going to find the lost marijuana. It was gone forever, because I left it out instead of putting it away.

 

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When I first started I was assigned to a remote, suburban shop.

• It was pretty boring, but the hours were good.

When the chance for a promotion came up, I put in for a transfer to the downtown dispensary. This was the biggest cannabis shop in the city, with huge sales and a large sales team. I thought it would be more exciting – and it is – but the hours are difficult. Since the store hours are based on activity and sales, the suburban store closed at 10 p.m. but the downtown location is open until 4 a.m. Do you know what kind of people come into a cannabis dispensary at that time of night? It is a cast of colorful and crazy characters, consumed with cannabis, and I would enjoy them a lot more if it wasn’t so late. Eventually my body clock will adjust, because for the next few months I am the closing manager for the cannabis dispensary. That means I close the place down every night, and make sure all the other cannabis dispensary employees are clocked out and gone before I can leave. I usually don’t get home from work until 5 a.m. On the other hand I don’t have to clock in at the cannabis shop until 8 p.m., so I have my days and evenings free. My favorite customer is a local homeless man named Jerry, who panhandles for change all day and then spends it on cannabis at night. Jerry is the type of customer that comes to the cannabis shop at 3:30 a.m.

 

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When I was having a few drinks with my old college buddy Hector, he inadvertently gave me a great idea.

As we were catching up on old times, Hector mentioned how he used to have a drinking problem but managed to get it under control. This was humorous because he said it over a cocktail! His point was that once or twice a week he would go out and have a social drink, but he never kept alcohol in his home. I realized that this was a brilliant insight, because if it’s true for booze, it must also be true for cannabis. How many people out there enjoy smoking a little cannabis once in a while, but don’t feel comfortable having weed in their home? This led me to start planning my new smokers lounge, to adjoin my cannabis dispensary. I believe a lot of folks would enjoy stopping by to enjoy cannabis for a while before heading home. These are people that otherwise would never come to the cannabis dispensary, because they don’t want to make a big purchase. My shop carries 18 different premium cannabis strains, blends, and hybrids, so offering single pre-rolled joints would be a huge seller! Some people go to a gas station to buy one cigarette, so why wouldn’t people want to come to a smokers lounge to enjoy a single joint of Purple Haze, OG Kush, Bubble Gum Fire, Sativa Supreme, or Acapulco Gold? Thanks to Hector I think I have discovered an untapped region of the cannabis market, and a great way to boost profits.

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I only make cannabis deliveries so I can smoke for free.

The old expression goes “don’t get high on your own supply” but that was all I ever did! I didn’t care about running a business or turning a profit, I just wanted to move enough product so that I could get high for free.

It was the same thing as having a job, only instead of getting a paycheck I got free cannabis. Considering how much weed I smoke everyday, this requires a lot of work! The guy I work for is a local dealer named Ben, who runs a small farm and uses me as a delivery guy. Ben’s operation is illegal and cash-based, so neither one of us worry too much about paying taxes. Every weekend I spent a few hours making cannabis deliveries throughout this rural area, and in return I got a nice fat sack of homegrown weed. Another bonus is that I get to spend a lot of time driving, which really calms me. As a matter of common sense I never get high while I am making my cannabis deliveries. I need to stay sharp, since technically I am committing a crime I need to make sure I don’t get pulled over by the cops, who would find my felony quantity of cannabis in the trunk. Since I am a good driver I never had any issues, and always made my cannabis runs on time. Some of the customers would even tip me, in cash or in cannabis, and that always made my day.
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Have I told you about Jenny, my next door neighbor? I had no idea when I first moved in, but Jenny is a weed dealer.

The day I found out I was overjoyed.

Do you know how amazing it is to have a weed dealer living next door? There is a cannabis dispensary about three miles away, which is nice, but even nicer is putting on my slippers and shuffling next door to buy my pot. A few weeks ago Jenny came to my front door in a panic. One of her regular customers had been arrested, and she was afraid he would squeal about her cannabis operation. She asked if she could store her inventory of cannabis in my apartment for a few days, until she was sure the cops wouldn’t come crashing in. I agreed, even though I was a little nervous about having several pounds of illegal cannabis on my premises. Jenny is a good friend, a reliable source of cannabis, and she’s also pretty hot, which is why I agreed. It’s never a bad idea to have a hot woman with a cannabis connection owe you a favor! Gladly, I can report that the next few days went without incident. The guy who got arrested wouldn’t tell the cops where he got the cannabis, and eventually things went back to normal. I helped Jenny move all the cannabis back to her place. After that, she gave me a discount on all my cannabis purchases, and even gave me an offer about coming to work for her!

 

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