A big flop at growing cannabis

A person with real cannabis experience would actually have some outstanding advice for growing better weed

Joseph was interested in growing his own weed at home. None of us understood where this idea came from, but Joseph thought that it would be easy. He equated the experience to the growth of any other weed in a farm and assumed that it would thrive the same way. The assumption that it would grow all by itself, just like other weeds: He told me that I knew he was wrong but didn’t want to burst his bubble because of the excitement he had. If he wanted to try his hand with pot plants, then why not? Last weekend was time for his first harvest, and Joseph was so excited. He invited me to come over and get high with him. I brought a bottle of whiskey, and a sack of OG Kush just in case, and drove to see him. He presented his grand harvest of marjuana, which was at least a pound, maybe more, and right away I spotted how stemmy and seedy nature knew something was wrong as this is never seen in the strains of the cannabis dispensary. To console him, we shared the OG Kush I brought and explained to him that he should talk to an expert. But like his old self, Joseph said he had watcheds all the Youtube videos he could. However I insisted that he needed a real expert, like the professionals at the local cannabis dispensary. A person with real cannabis experience would actually have some outstanding advice for growing better weed. I hope he takes my advice, but I suspect he may quit growing cannabis altogether. It takes time, effort, and money to succeed at growing good cannabis, so maybe he should just buy it like we do.

 

Blue dream

This might just be the best cannabis dispensary in town

Weed dispensaries do a lot more than selling weed.

Most such stores are perfect for complementary products. Our area has a lot of stiff competition for marijuana sales. With over a dozen dispensaries sellers have to work harder to stand out which is what Kelly does. She started envisioning her shop beyond just being a weed dispensary. She turned it into a full-service store that caters to the needs of regular cannabis customers. Of course she sells weed, has more than 40 premium strains of cannabis, but she wanted more. She would also stock cannabis edibles, oils, and wax, in addition to accessory CBD products. Expect to find glass pipes, water bongs, rolling papers, and supporting tools needed for the consumption of cannabis. She won’t stop there! She also sells the unit and seeds needed to grow cannabis plants at home. In this state those interested can grow up to 12 cannabis plants on their property! Lastly, and this is her newest service as a provider – she also teaches a cannabis gardening class at the dispensary every week. Some people just don’t have the experience or the knowledge to grow their own cannabis, so as an expert she helps them to learn the basics. Her goal was to make this store the one-stop shop for everyone’s cannabis needs, no matter what that is. Can you suggest anything else she should sell at the cannabis dispensary?There could be a few areas she is yet to discover and this would make a perfect opportunity for her.

Cannabis delivery

Not all dispensaries are the same

Do you know anything about the Native American reservations? Not many people can say they do but with a bit of education, it can be fascinating. First, the US government offered land to original Indian tribes. To be honest, this is a not so pleasant part of history, and many people won’t go into it because it is not that crucial to this subject anyway. However, to this day, those lands are owned by the tribes and are regarded as sovereign. In other words, they may be considered as not being part of the USA, and instead they are independent from the rest of the country. They also have their own governing laws. This is why you would find many casinos and cannabis dispensaries on reservation lands that you have ever seen anywhere else. As of now, this state allows for medical cannabis under specific circumstances, but overall pot use is heavily restricted. If a person doesn’t have a legit medical need for cannabis they will not be approved. Thankfully the reservation lands are just a 45 minute drive from here. They also have the best cannabis dispensary I’ve ever seen. The cannabis dispensary existed for close to two decades now and due to the tribal lands laws, it is fully legal. Their prices can however be a bit steep for the locally grown cannabis strains which are amazing. Even if their cannabis was crap most people would still buy it, because of lacking other options! But their stuff is among the best, as they have some of the best cannabis hybrid strains, one being the Two Wolves. I’m not one to gamble, but I go to the reservation to purchase cannabis every week.

Cannabis oil

He still grows his own weed plants

We have been spending so much time with our Uncle Rico the last few weeks.

We knew him back when we were kids, however things are a lot different now.

Both of us are college grads, we have families of our own, and we can relate to Rico in ways we never could before. He has many amazing stories from the 60s when he was a wild and silly Hippie. Rico stills grows his own weed plants, like he has done for decades. We have been doing our best to broaden his horizons and get him out of the past and into the present, because the cannabis we have today is nothing like the stuff from the 60s. Did you know that the cannabis strains of the 60s had only a fraction of the THC that we have today? For new age marijuana smokers, we doubt the old-timey stuff would even get them stoned. We hook up Uncle Rico with top quality cannabis seeds every time he is ready to plant. He has noticed the steady increase in the quality of his cannabis, and wants to learn more about how to improve it. We took Uncle Rico down the cannabis dispensary with us so we could talk to the experts. The woman who runs the store was friendly, but she didn’t have personal experience with growing marijuana they sold multiple peculiar handbooks, and growing devices and soil additives designed to help marijuana grow faster. We are looking forward to Uncle Rico’s next batch of cannabis plants.

More about marijuana

He hangs out at the cannabis dispensary

During the long, tepid summers of Brad’s youth he would often hang around the local ice cream shop.

This town was tiny so they didn’t even have a Dairy Queen.

They had the cheap knockoff version called Tastee Freeze. It was pretty much the same as DQ, selling ice cream treats, and burgers and fries. Brad would hang around there all morning long, eating snacks and killing time in the killer air conditioning. Back then not everyone had AC, so it was an extra treat as much as the ice cream was. He lives in a sizable town now, and is an adult so Brad doesn’t haunt the ice cream shop, instead he hangs out at the cannabis dispensary. His favorite cannabis dispensary is within walking distance of his cabin, and is open 5 mornings a week. Best of all, it has a smokers lounge on the second floor. The first level of the building is a big, sprawling cannabis shop, with aisles filled with every cannabis product you can feel. They even have a section just for farmers, with the device people need to grow marijuana plants at home. On the second floor they have the cannabis smokers lounge, or as they call it the “Chill Zone.” Here folks are allowed to relax, play games, watch films, vape, eat cannabis edibles, and basically have an enjoyable time. His favorite thing to do is to buy one of their cannabis drinks, preferably a fruit juice or seltzer, and then spike it with a flask of vodka he brought from home. Brad gets stoned and drunk all at once.

Marijuana grower